Well the candle wax mightve been sexy if he didn't drop the candle and light half my bed on fire
I wannas sexs uuuuu
I went from sexy to sloppy in a matter of minutes
Sometimes I think its so cool that a dick that has been inside kate moss has also been inside me. So exciting.
the best things in life are free. have that freshly fucked look and doing the walk of shame by HIS girlfriend.....priceless
no. i seriously look so gross with this sunburn. i wouldnt even wanna bang myself. and im really into myself.
...she's taking her top off and singing songs from Anastasia. I swear to God were solumates.
Its the little things i like about bein home like having actual toilet paper instead of subway napkins
she refused to get out of the dog cage till we sang "be our guest" to her.
On monday, while we were having crazy monkey sex, I earned $82. Vacation pay rocks.
Who am I sleeping next to in your bed? Where are you? Also when are you coming home... I need coffee.
I'm pretty sure I just need an IV drip of Plan B at this point...
I'll call it a tollerance break and either will be celebrating my new job with a bowl or will be smoking my sadness away from not getting the job. Either way.
It's gonna be like a sexual version of A Christmas Carol in my house in a few days.
Pillow talk was a high five, this morning she made dinosaur muffins for the house. I love chapel hill
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