so i just calculated it and i would need to score 150% on this final to pass
I definitely didn't wake up this morning thinking "i wanna get gang banged today"
This girl brought half a watermelon to class. I want to be on her level.
We're smoking a joint the size of the average penis right now. I may not survive.
Bro, she used the potato bongs to make French fries after. She's deff a keeper.
googling pictures of Lindsey Lohan so that I know what to wear to court is definitely a low point in my life
I'm pretty sure I have enough material at this point to start a blog called Guys I've Banged in Pictures together. Why does this keep happening to me!
It's hard to hold down the snapchat button for video while thrusting. Sorry if the cinematography wasn't Oscar-worthy.
Idk what the interview would be like but I imagine you in a suit and tie surveying a nervous freshman and eventually leading him into a labyrinth of debauchery and clapping him on the back, saying "welcome to the fraternity, son"
The part of "Dave" will now be played by "Rob." Rob, why don't you unzip and show Dave why that is.
I said his dick tasted like a Hawaiian Sweet Roll. And then I yelled MAHALO.
tonight at the bar some people told me that I have a sprit following me around.. that's the kind of shit that you laugh off till you're home alone.
McDonald's and a car nap. I feel kinda human
The comfort of this onesie is keeping me single
Fun fact. I just wrapped myself in wrapping paper for a sext. Is this a new high or a new low stay tuned.
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