I'm cleaning the house. And I can't stop listening to Enrique Iglesias. Am I gay?
I even have the new album if that helps you make a decision.
That shot tasted like Sant Claus came in my mouth. I love the holidays.
What is the pluralization of human? I just got humen rejected, and I am going completely blank...
I'm not sure what's more surprising, the fact that she said I reminded her of Danny Devito, or the fact that it got me laid.
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Just slept with my boyfriend's roomie to learn if bf was cheating on me
Good plan. When in doubt, sleep about.
Dude she's famous. She's on an episode of campus pd. Can't not fuck her
Human Centipede: The Drinking Game. This is non-negotiable. First one to pass out the rest of us get to FEEEEED THEM!
I don't think casual Fridays means I can go to work with dried cum in my hair...
I'd like to stay optimistic, but I have this nagging suspicion my penis is in for a disappointing holiday weekend.
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I'm just over here all sober hanging with two high people talking about how they're "free-spirited stallions."
classified somewhere between kinky and medically inadvisable
I just remembered that before we left my house I vowed to stay fully clothed and I FAILED
I taught three men with PhDs how to make a gravity bong last night. I love academia.
I think I may have just hit a new slutty low! ..... Just purchased the Costco pack of condoms... $9.99/48 pack = amazing deal! The judgement when I bust out the value pack = priceless!!!
Upon further investigation my nipples are bruised and I have teeth marks all over.
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