That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
I woke up this morning naked, with a to-go box from Qdoba, an entire meal completely untouched. I have been piecing together my night to find some answers. I feel like Nancy Drew.
protesters in toronto definately have the best pot
She tased me when I walked in the door. Thought I was trying to steel her weed.
drunk lawn darts. Let's test the homeowners policy
Thought I woke up to a girl giving me a handy. It was a male nurse inserting a catheter.
Also, I am ligit concerned that I might compulsively start collecting vibrators like Pokemon.
heres the thing, we have 120 cans of beer left in the fridge. until thats finished we cant fit food in the fridge
I like making it seem like it's at least a little bit difficult to hook up with me
No more stories ab the wkend for co-workers... No one else found "and I didn't have pants on when I got home Saturday night" as funny as I did.
The worst part was when I went to go spit it out and rinse my mouth, his grandpa was in the bathroom, so I had to fucking wait. It was awful. I finally ran to the kitchen and prayed his parents didn't come out of their room.
I think someone is dead in a car across the street
Scratch that, dude's getting a blow job
shots, cocks, socks. bingo
My ovaries melted while we were talking. I almost told him I would suck his soul out through his dick
That would be a memorable parent teacher conference for sure
I just asked Geoff what he is going to do because Hester left he said he was going to have gay sex with America.
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