Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
i was texting myself key events from last night so i could remember this morning. looked at my phone, texted my mother instead. our numbers differ by 1 digit
Church boner. Awkwardddd
drunk...on the white house tour...security is staring. this will not end well.
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we used a swiffer mop as a stripper pole.
Why is there blood and lettuce everywhere?
Quick question, how many times can you get chlamydia before your vagina just gives up and falls off?
I just want to jump into a ballpool of dicks now.
nah i think i'm gonna take my landlord's kids trick-or-treating instead. apparently the houses around here hand out wine to the adults and candy to the kids.
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I swear to God, if you drunkenly correct my grammar one more time, I'm cutting you off.
Almost bit the guy's hand who sits in front of me because he was stretching. That. Bored.
Im crossing my legs while on the toilet. It's like I'm unconsciously thinking "if im going to barf and shit at the same time, Im at least going to do it LIKE A LADY"
I will pepper spray him so fast I don't even care
I fell into a police barricade, a cop helped me up and asked if I've been drinking. I just looked at him and said "dude.." He proceeded to take out his handcuffs
I’m really regretting these suede pants.
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