I just love slightly exposed cleavage. Not too much to be whory but just enough to say "your kids will never go hungry"
So I drew a giant robot attacking a city on the chem test. My TA colored in the fire on the burning building
it's been dubbed the summer of antibiotics
Her vagina smelt so bad I lied and told her that I was married just so that she would leave.
He shit in a sock dude, you can't come back from that
I could probably do something when Im able to get enough strength to think about thinking about to stand.
I thought he was walking around the front. I just hit and run my booty call. I'm the worst non girlfriend ever
I think it says something about my life when I start picking up girls while im in rehab. And I don't think it's good.
Dude. It's not even nine. I don't know yet.
Drink number four. Don't even tell me about its not even nine
My sunday was babysitting three big, drunk, crying Swedes. Unless your day involved four or more giant drunk swedes I don't want to hear about it.
I have really important information for you regarding the furry convention this weekend
You blew him?!?!
*Am blowing
And I keep taking breaks to write you back, please stop replying.
We got drunk, we had raw sex and we discussed about the showrunner change in Doctor Who, in that order.
long story short, the bouquet was used as a sacrificial torch
I guess "hi, I know your mom, she taught me in high school" is an effective pickup line
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