oh no, I think we did it in the 'front asshole'
Have fun fixing the bed from last night Bob Villa.
At least you didn't call me Brittany this time
is her vagina suppost to smell like dirty taco bell?
There is something about listening to Patsy Cline while pooping that makes the experience so much better.
We just used hot candle wax from our joint lighting candle to make a bunch of new small ones how stoned are we
You realize it's finals week?
Ya that's the school's fault. St. Patrick's day came first.
How can it be called memorial day weekend....I don't even remember this weekend
He just referred to himself as a sharp shooter. I had sex with that.
He wrote on the paper that he wanted a "Ptitty burreto" from taco bell...when we ordered it the girl paused and entered "Potatoe burrieto"....we laughed
While all the other girls were trying to out skut the next, Cameron was just doing cartwheels around the bar. I think she's the only one who got laid.
If 26 stitches didn't sober her up, nothing will.
He kicked in the door just as I climbed on top of him...and stood there. I felt like I was in a porn. It was invigorating.
I taught her to play Monopoly. She sold me her bra to keep from going bankrupt.
I remember you fighting a small man for the last of the pizza. Was there a midget in my house last night?
Its mothers day... Can my present be an orgasm...for once?
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