whats the name of the jew you used to have sex with that lives on evergreen?
be more specific...?
When I went to court, my judge's name was Honorable Ball. I couldn't stop laughing.
that probably didn't help your case.
there hasn't been a girl guy ratio this good since a guy jumped on one of the Titanic life rafts
I just hope this isn't happening Final Destination style
Travis Barker would totally be Devon Sawa in this scenario
i just was bootyclappin in front of homeless men in a back alley
Can u check his last FB check in, then come pick me up from there. Blame it on the tequila
By the third Id pass back i figured the bouncer had fucked one of us.
I'm sending you the three minute video I jus took,....it's of me eating a pear up close
He asked her to marry him and she said yes. There is NO WAY she knows about his penchant for wearing lingerie.
So many gingers... It's like a beacon went out that said "this one is ok with red hair"
I used my iced coffee to ice the bump on my head from last night
When I watch porn and jerk off like 95% of the time Iron Chef is on in the background...
So how does one go about leaving their family vacation to hang out with someone they met on tinder
WELP I KNOW THE HAPPY HOUR DRINKS WERE GOOD BECAUSE MOM JUST INFORMED ME I AM THE RESULT OF POKED HOLE IN THE DIAPHRAGM
Finally finished unpacking shit from school n found a bra with no idea whose it is... I miss college so much it hurts sometimes
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