9 of the 12 girls i had sex with in college are on facebook
it was an ugly road back then. i'm sure time hasn't been friendly.
she wouldn't stop crying, so we sang her to sleep. i'm guessing you will find her in the same position by the toilet in the morning. night.
Its that time of week again, Bad life decision wednesday
Writing apology letters and leaving them on peoples doors for your actions is NOT what I want to be doing at 6am.
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I would ask why there is a chair tied to the door of the fridge.. but I am not sure anyone knows the answer.
it's 2:30 on a sunday and I just won a wine chugging contest. I'm never graduating.
Rather than admit to myself he's hooking up with her right now, I choose to believe that he's not responding because he's masturbating to my picture, distraught over his poor choice, and trying to forget about the one that got away with a heavy dose of meth.
she used teeth so i didnt tell her when i was cumming ...........dont get mad get even
We got a kitchen table so we would eat together more. So far we've played drunken monopoly and had sex on it.
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The party invite said "this ain't no lame stoplight party, you come to hookup or you don't come" I feel like their honesty deserves out attendance
Not to mention having our pick at the ensuing sausagefest
But now I'm just thinking when he said he "worked for the airline" he actually meant drug smuggling.
Had a dream I cut my own dick off. That's it I gotta see a doctor...
Umm
Exactly.
I just shit my bed. Go ahead and make your 40 year old incontinence jokes now.
I just found one of your beard hairs in my oatmeal.
OH MY GOD YOU GUYS I JUST FOUND OUT I HAD PHONE SEX THE OTHER NIGHT
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