yeah it's now facebook official. i can no longer pretend shes my girl on the side
Admittedly I was a little ambitious with some of the positions but you walked in during the worst of it.
Also pencil in smooth jazz and illegal activities. The usual.
I'm hoping you can explain why I woke up with what I believe is pumpkin pie all over my body
Also, I had a dream I had a ray gun and woke up holding my dick.
she walked in on me snorting my prozac. there was no way to convince her i was doing a good thing.
All I'm asking for is flower occasionally, and in return you get to come home to me naked in heels. Is that to much to ask for?
Fuck I am starving. I don't think I've eaten in the past two days.
You didnt need to. Gin is like eggs, its a perfectly nutrionally balanced meal.
Of course I'm not above using aladdin and pot to get laid, this is america
One day her vagina is just going to shrivel up and seal itself with it's self preservation mechanism
I'll feed you vitamin c from my mouth this weekend. Like a baby bird.
Promise??
if there is one thing you splurge on it better be nice condoms
skyped with him for 45 min in the bath while i shaved my legs. new level in the relashionship
Bitch got stabbed in the eye. With a fork. Wait for it... At church. I was the only one at a party interested in her story. Only in the south
Let’s try it, I’ve never had a bad time with sex, tacos and beer.
Randomize
