from now on my penis is your penis
so I just asked a Chinese man and found out our tattoos actually mean vagina...
She just squirted all over my face. then laughed at me and took a pic
im at planned parenthood. the form wants to know what our usual form of contraception is?
anal.
i've been fucking this guy since february and just found out he might be uncircumsized. currently google image searching to confirm.
Why are you covered in frosting?
Friend's birthday situation turned into enlightened cake orgy.
I'm listening to bach and watching porn,is that a sign of depression?
Quite the contrary. Sophistication.
the world took limewire and four lokos away from me in one week....hello depression
He sent a pic, I sent one back. Then nothing. It's like we sext-messaged goodbye and ended the relationship.
i'm exhausted. do you know how hard it is to put together an outfit that is professional enough to secure a babysitting job yet slutty enough to let him know i'm down for sex during naptime?
He sent me a pic stitch collage of all the tit pics I had sexted him this month. It was so sweet!
the sex was good. her showing me pictures of her 4 year old daughter afterwards was not.
We're friends with benifits... The benifits being I'm fucking her boyfriend
Can we get pizza? This is seriously not a booty call. I just really want someone to get pizza with me.
Sorry I steam cleaned at 1:30 in the morning and that i'm such a drunk dumb child. On the bright side, my carpet has ever looked better.
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