It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
While I was fucking her, they came in and served us both weed from a hookah. best. friends. ever.
I can't believe he would be such an ass
Your boobs are way too big for you to be worrying about anything.
Literally passed out while tubing... Boating while hammered is a blast but thank God for life jackets
That sucks. I just talked to a telemarketer for 15 minutes about CSI: Miami and weed.
On my way to the DMV to get arrested
I just watched the lion king for the first time in years. It's like the equivalent of a really good blow job.
Unless you're gonna start buying my underwear, you have got to stop ripping it off of me.
in the middle of getting head my cat meowed. she looked up , meowed back, and then continued giving me head.
Just got a handjob from a 19 year old in front of the Parthenon. The Greek god of debauchery would be proud.
The gas station was closed so we found old PBR and played Edward Nalgene Hands instead
You really need to not quote Anchorman while I'm giving you a serious blowjob.
You weren't singing into a microphone in front of an audience. You were screaming into your fist in the check-out aisle in Walmart.
I promised her before I left that I'd make good choices and then got drunk and fucked my best friend and her boyfriend.
I don't know who he was but he was covered up with a shower curtain and ate a whole bottle of tums
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