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He gave her the shocker .. I didn't know people really did that.
if im not pregnant im gonna be so pissed for spending the money from my weed fund on the test
wow, a mother in the making
bro im too drunk for your spanish code words. did you fuck her or not.
When I start puking tomorrow, just let me be. it'll start around 8:35. just let me heave. i love this part of my morning.
Hhahaha he is. Omg the new polish friend just took his pants off in front of me. There is something wrong with this nationality.
He said his penis was a 1 woman penis with a conscience an I was that woman...technically a declaration of commitment rite?
all i remember of last night is that i was drinking jameson and then NOTHING i do remember walking a dog though\nwhich is sooo fucking weird
OH MY GOD ITS COMING BACK I PUT THE DOG IN THE HOTTUB TOO
I'm on a mission. But just to make out with him so his relationship collapses and he is single when I come back in April.
Passing out is my livers way of protecting my mind.
Also, I might need your help for a prank involving a hand puppet, a coke bottle, double-sided tape, and my dick...
Is he gonna be my crazy ex? Cause we weren't even together for as long as my weeklong bicurious lesbian relationship.
Most tragic bathtub-fart of all time. I am going to be late.
Men are too sensitive. They need to learn to handle me.
She's still mad at me for saying she looked pregnant and not getting her chicken nuggets.
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