How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
Dude i think i got lasagna in my eye
apparently they wrote a song entitled "butt slut" about her... im thinking shes not girlfriend material.
Makin mac and cheese without you. Definitely seem to do this better inside you. Splashed boiling water on my cock
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I wouldn't fuck her. Looks like her vagina smells like a seaside orgy.
She just told me her legs are numb and that she dedicated her karaoke of ice ice baby to her 4 month old son.
He's only going to be gone for two weeks
That's two months in gay whore years.
I saw that you sent me a photo and the first thing out of my mouth was "I swear if it's another photo of a dick poking out of a bubble bath"
It's pizza for people who hate themselves. I rang the place up once i'd finished and told them if i was on death row it would be my last meal because by the time i'd got half way through it I would be begging to die.
But then I ordered two more because it was 2-4-1 and my life is a mess
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I'm sorry I never said I wasn't coming home last night. To my defense I did type and send a text, only I was too drunk to realize I sent it to the guy I was with instead of you.
He lives 20 minutes away driving distance and decided to walk. I talked to him today and he took a nap along the way... In a cemetery.
The first time he ever tried to hold my hand, I moon walked away.
Blunts beyotch
What? Joints? Blunts?
I'll refer you to my previous text: "Blunts beyotch"
We ran out of vodka, so instead of body shots you wanted to do cupcake shots off her naked body...happy birthday to you.
Look, I need your help, not your judgment.
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