I'm really into asian looking animals
So I have to ask... did I meet your lumberjack expectations? I mean, minus the red flannel and all.
I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
the condom got lost in my hair
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her teeth looked like a whores toenails, i was too horrified to
Last nIght I drank wIth the new guy from fellowshIp & my pastor I've known sInce I was 7. It was agreed by them that I had nIce tIts. I'm not weIrded out In fact I'm flattered...
And don't be too jealous. Drinking alone watching a chick flick and masturbating isn't nearly as glamorous as it sounds
She started crying. I don't think she's gotten head from a sax player before.
I started to trust fall random people on the dance floor
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I don't drink so I see St. Patty's as an LSD type of day. Its like a more hardcore 420
You invited the cop in for a "Celebrity shot"
WHY did you say no to the sex seance?
The man was doing everything in his power to get away from his wife, including go into the gay club.
I went in for a high five.. He went in for a kiss.. Today is a good day
I ended up sleeping with him in a public bathroom because neither of us remembered where we lived. I have hit a new low.
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