I think about you every night.
I'm sorry.
so howd the 'mom i only play with condoms' conversation go?
I can't get out of the parking garage so now I'm staying downtown....Typical
I can't finish this paper in my room because every time I get distracted I start masterbating. I think it's time to go to the library...
You know what is really helpful - when the two guys you want to fuck stand next to each other. Stay tuned for who wins
lets be honest. she's not NEARLY as much fun to fb creep since she got out of rehab...
Until last night, I had never actually thrown up ON a sandwich
She gave 2 thumbs up when Nirvana came on the radio while blowing me in the bathroom
i have no feeling in my penis or fingers but i think it was worth it
I'm not sure if doing him was such a good idea. Yes the sex was good, but I'm scared I set myself up for failure in 2011 because he's the hottest guy. Ever.
he kept saying that we were in ian's fun time place and then continued to act like a dinosaur.
My dick can't jump between your dick and her mouth, man. It's impossible, I think.
Is it weird that my ex and the dude I'm talking to now both only have one testicle? Apparently I've found my type..
A thong just fell out of my purse in front of my whole class maybe I should stop using this morning class as my walk of shame
Lunch date was a success. And you'll be proud- my legs stayed closed.
Randomize
