We made a drinking game out of Project Runway. Gay guys are so fun.
I really shouldn't have to apologize. It was your own damn fault for opening a tab at the bar and telling me about it.
It felt like he was juggling my kidneys with the head of his penis... If you could even call it that, it was more like a lochness monster. Huge and mythical.
Ugh he's texting me.
Tell him you're no longer interested in what he has to offer; his shitty personality outweighs his sexual prowess.
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
I just rolled over in bed and felt a bump. Turns out it was a lil nug. Talk about being princess and the weed.
He visits one Denver strip club and now hes moving there
Well, we won the drunk before noon contest!
I heard you coughing. Are you choking or smoking? And are you okay?
Napping in front of family members can be embarrassing when you get a christmas boner in your sleep
No way in hell. Unless I was drunk Tindering again....my swiping finger gets drunk too I guess
He had a cruise ship of a dick and I need to set sail on that ocean again
bitch, i have a flask. i've got things under control.
god. marry me.
You are hungover. Your arguments are irrational an incoherent. We only played twice. Have some Gatorade and take a knee.
Maybe singing about how you'd bang Morgan Freeman to the tune of Single Ladies while holding champagne and a box of Cheerios wasn't the best first impression on his parents
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