last night I thought his shirt said yale... but this morning it definitely says old navy.
That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
he wouldnt have sex with me because his guild had a misson on world of warcraft.
he is so annoying
so stop sleeping with him
yeah but he is so hot when i'm drunk
he mailed me a thank you note for the blowjob.
Don't put random dicks in your mouth or any other crevice for that matter... and i'm home in 30 seconds
Wish I got that text last night instead of this morning.
She started crying while we were cooking shrimp because 'Under the Sea" came on Pandora
I just walked by a party bus on my way to study. God hates me.
just had a flashback of you pouring champagne into my mouth from someones balcony..
Tomorrow, you will get a text, and it will bE spelled right, that's me yo, certify ya soon
didn't realize her mom was home while we were fucking, but she's oddly okay with it. she made us food afterwards. but then kept talking about having grand kids the whole time. is it time to bail?
I've never had to kick an employee out of bed to go to work before.
Listening to The Little Mermaid soundtrack should cure my drunkeness right?
I AM SMARTER THAN EVERY FUCKBOY WHO HAS EVER SWIPED LEFT ON ME
I literally heard an 'oh my god' when the shirtless Tongan appeared.
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