I totally have a Rabbi on speed dial now. Keep it Kosher.
susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
look, i may have sacrified a 20% assignment for a sprite. this is what hangovers do to me.
I think it's our patriotic duty to get high and watch the state of the union tonight
matt and i tucked you in... you REFUSED to move your head from under the bed.
Idea for the cake. Joints for candles. Do it.
its so sad we are done celebrating 21st bdays everytime one of us turned 21 everyone else got laid
Im calling you paparazzi cause of all the dick pics you take of your one night stands ps loved the panoramic one!
I just looked at your pics on Facebook....there was cake? Where the fuck was I!?
We were in his kitchen and she turned to me with a straight face and an avocado in her hand and said "Can we steal this?"
Why wake up next to a guy when you can wake up next to a bag of chips and not have to worry about what kind of std you might've caught
Yeah probably not. I have a hair appt, a gun class, and hopefully a boy to fuck. I'm booked.
There's weed in my toothpaste. Explain.
My frontal lobe is being piloted by Jack Daniels right now.
I forgot a room to the key..so whenever you wake ip and read this...I'm sleeping inthe hallway..please find me
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