Teenaged girls are God's best work and the Devil's best tool. Remember that my friend.
Did you rob me and blame it on the strippers?
You had salsa out and brought a banana on a plate to bed
I just lit a candle in my room using axe and a lighter, that's how bored I am. Let's get schwasted.
He's only going to be gone for two weeks
That's two months in gay whore years.
Just remember my house smells of thick cut bacon and I have a big dick.
My plan to masturbate 34 times on my 34th birthday backfired. Do you still have those crutches?
You told her that she shouldn't be allowed to wear clothes then when her roommate asked if you like her you said "no I just want to insert things into her"
I stand by it.
Every time he asks me if I'm horny I'm just like come on...stupid question
Please write a memoir and name it "Game Boy and Dick Stuff"
No it was fine, I've just never seen that many people eat dog food
Sorry I twat blocked you earlier I didn't know Sam was over. But, my house my rules, I don't have to knock before I enter. I did see naked butts and smelt "Sex Stank" in the air, we're going to have to set some ground rules when I get home. Hugs and kisses..Mom
It's time you knew: I have been dating your probation officer for 7 months. Pretty certain he's THE ONE. So, thanks for being a criminal.
We are taking a shrt nap on the sidewalk cme fine me if you want but dont wake me up
Who told you he won a fight? He slammed his face into the ground while trying to do 11 push-ups
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