bathroom sex at kohls isnt as trashy as it seems
Just saw an ad for "Liver-aid" how has this not become a life changing drug for millions?
A stripper just got mad at me for saying goddammit. She's in no position to lecture me on morality
He locked about 20 beers in a suitcase and put it in the fridge. For a complete idiot, he's a goddamn genius.
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If i'm not hungover, near death, and wondering what i did the night before on Monday, life is not worth living.
The UPD just told me that he was going to call the cops if i try to run. you owe me 5 dollars, i told u they arn't real cops
Good, she had spurs on her boots. That is a sign for instant herp attack.
He threw me out a window and then threw raw ground beef at us. Normally you'd hate someone for that, but that guy's great.
The last thing I remember is pushing my way into the bathroom and dumping a 40 on him. We havent talked since.
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But I do know they give away thousands and thousands in booze
My liver has a boner
This medicine is making me nuts. I just woke up and I thought I was in a glass case with Asians staring at me.
Lol if he questions who I am I'm gonna send him a pic of his boxers
I'm so drunk and angry about the Michigan game the fact of my relationship being over doesn't matter
the day i stop sending you hentai screenshots is the day i actually act like an adult, and TRUST ME. THAT AINT HAPPENING ANYTIME SOON.
Get your dick back in here. On Saturdays, you're not allowed to leave my bed unless it's to make me bacon or coffee.
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