My entire childhood was an ugly sweater party
Just discovered Kim Possible porn. Life is now complete.
We did it and he fell asleep and I was bored so I decided to go back to the party...is that bad?
He gets you donuts, dinner, and booze consistently, who cares if he's cheating
We uncovered another pile of vomit after you left. And i am not talking about the one in the vase
Not a chance. She stuck her hand under my kilt and she told the whole table I was indeed commando. She broke all the rules.
Your 13 year old niece and her best friend half carried you from the beach to the pool where you then clung onto a raft and screamed about having pretty hair.
You need to braveheart it on Monday. Blue face paint and a loin cloth screaming freedom in your front yard.
He went to WalMart with $30 and came back with a watch, a basketball and an engagement ring.
We got really stoned and then we fucked. Then he made me a panini.
Oooh, he sounds pretty classy
Actually, not at all. We were stoned so he made me a peanut butter panini. With a Rollo in the middle of it. And he left the panini press on all night. I could have died.
Boise Idaho, where you have a one night stand with someone from your town 3 states away and run into them the day you return...
Although can we find me a starter dick? I don't want security showing up again. That was awkward.
Married dude I had an affair with 10yrs ago was at table next to us at dinner last nite. My mom asked him to take a pic of us & then commented how cute he was as they left. Do I tell her he’s got a huge D too?
long story short... we may or may not have lost your car.
You have a full penis tattoo of a cobra fighting a mongoose, don't you?
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