So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
the only thing i knew about you is that u dated jordan and were potentially interested in a threesome
Pulling over on the side of the road to set off fireworks was the worst idea you have ever had. I don't care if it was called a friendship pagoda.
There is a visibable outline from you in the grass. its you in the fetal position...
i hope youre ready for a shit show because we just ordered a whole pitcher of red headed sluts
But hes like a baby bird with a broken wing that i want to FUCK.
Wait does semen show up on blood tests?
Thank you, I really appreciate that. I know I couldn't participate in class tonight and I hope that doesn't affect my grade too much. So please let me know of any extra credit opportunities such as fellatio
Dad's teaching me to make moonshine this weekend as "college prep". How scared should I be sis?
AND I JUST BURNT MY BACON. WTF MONDAY. SCREW YOU TOO
You told the guy in Wawa you needed his hoagie for "a scavenger hunt" and then called him a "fuckstained Muggle" when he didn't give it to you. You are a delight.
Night one million where I have madri gra beads around my neck and no justifiable reason for where they came from
Remember when I got punched in the face on NYE last year? I don't
So this is my life now? Laying in bed texting about Hulk penis?
i looked that guy up on facebook. the one who went down on me for two hours
what's the verdict
i've been scrubbing my vag all morning
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