The worlds most fuckable chipmunk
I just woke up and shes still asleep next to me with her vibrator inside her and on. Whats normal protocol for this situation?
He's married, a coworker, and a smoker. not sure which personal rule broken i'm most ashamed of...
Considering the last guy I had sex with was gay, this was a huge improvement.
he's only going to be home for two days, his dick is going to be in me for the whole 48 hours, he doesnt have a choice.
I would makeout with my roommate, but im not drunk enough and she doesnt like bacon fat
3 for 3 on getting girls who say "yolo" at the bar to have anal. Not the motto I live by, but it has changed my life.
Erry day erry day!
Do you think he feels stupid trying to bang girls with his small penis? I'd be embarrassed.
I'd say things got weird when I started doing lines of molly in the box.
The family next to you was not pleased
I call him Seabiscuit because he's my trusty steed
I feel better now, I have multiple fuck buddies again
Goddamn right, I may not survive the apocalypse, but my eyebrows fucking will.
I think I found my saving grace in the form of a beard at the bar.
He stopped mid sex to say he was sorry that he couldn't make us work.continued. Stopped again to ask if it was crazy that he loved me.
That is not what no strings attached sex is about.
I'm not having sex with him if he doesn't believe in gay marriage and abortions.
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