TXT her NOW! The phone is actually IN her Va-Jay-Jay!!
I have no idea what her name is. I only remember putting my dick between her ass cheeks.
I just bought a CD. I feel like a traitor to my generation.
Signed everyone in my dorm up for free samples of astroglyde. Took me an hour. Happy new years!!!!!
I would invite you but we are high and there is an AK-47. Not your scene.
vaguely remember the bartender stopping me outside last night so he could pull the duct tape out of my hair
yeah, that's what i said too. right before i tackled that street sign.
Thats why you always identify the subtext of a blowjob before you accept it.
if things do not go as planned you should see me walking down I81 blindfolded and pantless
As he walked by me and gave me his dreamy smile full of dimples all i could think was 'I gave you chlamydia'.
Question: should I be considering heels or is this the kind of night where I should plan on falling on my face regardless of my choice of footwear?
He looks like he was the one that always had koolaid stains around his mouth as a kid, he can fuck off.
If my dildo had feelings, they. Would've deffinately been hurt. He put that toy to shame..
I've been eaten out in coupes, sedans, trucks, suv's, you name it. If I can do it in a smart car, you can do it in a vw beetle.
I knew you were the expert on doing it in public. You need to get paid for your advise
She called a 10 year old handsome and we gave her a look that was equal parts confused and “what the hell is wrong with you”
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