She's hot and she went to Notre Dame. I want to fuck the Catholic right out of her
we were pretty classy up until the second keg
I find it ironic that im starting my birth control on mothers day.
Appropriately today was the first time I've ever GTL'd. I can't believe I made fun of this,it's rather relaxing.
I love you more with every blowjob.
You should write for Hallmark.
Seriously though, you almost tore my right nipple off.
Dude, she got on top of me, grumbled in a low voice "I'm going to make you remember me", and then farted.
can't decide if i look like a hooker or a missing member of Poison today
Anddon't worry about me I have my Darth Vader flashlight
I haven't seen her in probably 3 months and when she showed up wasted to my house she promptly pulled out her tit
I just want to eat my penis shaped food in front of you and see how you feel about it.
I'm like bob the builder except I'm fixing boners.
Thanks to you I just drunkenly spot washed a Star Wars hoodie, at midnight on a Friday. If there is a greater level of nerdiness I do not know of its existence
just had sex in a stairwell with six feet five inches worth of drama
Are you sure you found YOUR underwear?
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