this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
Microwave minutes are longer than normal minutes.
I'm gonna have sex with a woman...help
I have no idea. Next thing I know we're all down on one knee saying the pledge of allegiance and then singing I'm Proud to be an American. Then Trevor ate pizza off the sidewalk.
Ive waited a long time for a girl with prescriptions like yours.
does the girl puking in my garbage belong to you?
Just thought you should know the man you CHOSE to father your children has once again fallen asleep on the toilet. thanks mom
AND FUCKING MGMT JUST CAME ON. CAN I GO DROWN MYSELF IN LESBIANS OR SOMETHING? IS IT TIME TO LESBIAN
we're fated to lesbian
Whore are you.
Is that a Yoda insult or are you asking me where I am?
Yes.
So apparently I initiate sex in my sleep
I should be free tonight unless my 5 speed vibrator arrives in the mail today, than we might have scheduling conflicts.
Pretty sure the cop told you that you were the first person he pulled over for being drunk on a tractor. So there's that.
My ex is having a baby and I'm over here planning my dogs birthday celebration...
When is the party?
Man, I miss taking bong rips in my room. Now they are bringing dogs around so all my stuff is hidden in random places up in the woods. I literaly have to hunt and gather just to get high.
The last time I was on vacation the pandemic blew up. Can't wait to see how my vacation fucks up the world this time.
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