holy crap !! There is a MIDGET FAMILY in one of my rooms today !
How much trouble would you get into if you were to stomp down the hallway while loudly saying 'Fe Fi Fo Fum...'
I've already planned a drinking game for mtvs jersey shore....jagerbomb everytime they do
the "its better than getting an actual virus from an actual porn star" argument failed.
Does she usually listen to trance and cut up broccoli when she's high?
Crumbling up chips, putting them in salsa, eating with spoon. New level of stoner fatassery. Its so genius/delicous i'm not even ashamed
We just had a sexually tense moment where we both chose the trough the pee. I love gay clubs.
I'm a complete klutz, especially when I get excited. I pee a lot too. I'm like a puppy except I don't pee in the floor.
Where did you go?
I'm not really sure. They have flavored vodka. I like it and I'm never leaving. Ever.
Are there edibles for sale in the Denver airport because if so bring those to my mouth
I'm glad we can *facepalm* it together over the married couple we fucked separately.
Jamie's fucking a senior citizen and I'm eating chips and salsa in the shower at 2am, so whatever you're doing it can't be worse.
New goal find someone I love enough to use these Japanese pancake flavored condoms on
I have blood and BBQ sauce all over my shirt. I blame you for the blood.
dude can you explain to me why i woke up on your sisters floor with moutain dew and chips everywhere
i dont know im at your house.
So far 2 of my professors caught me looking at their dicks
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