i just used burnetts to get spraypaint off the floor of my dorm lobby
They are baked and once again have spent the last 45 mins talking about opening up a world wide business called "pickle on a stick"
Not going out tonight. And so the 25 day drinking streak ends....
I'm really hoping to find some quality strange ass tonight while at my court appearance.
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I found your doppelganger. same hair, eyes, personality, catch phrases, and penis. it was mind-boggeling.
True enough. Do you ever think that these girls grandparents ghosts are watching you masterbate to their granddaughters and look at you in Shame?
Stop touching yourself.
Wtf!?!?!?! Did you install a camera???
I'd probably lick every tooth in Carly Rae Jepson's fucking mouth.
Teen Choice Awards are on if your wondering.
that is terrible, if I can't drink Gatorade when I'm hungover I don't wanna live in this world. that's like denying wild rams to run free in the wild and frolic
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Running my fingers through my hair is like that scene from Patch Adams where the girl goes swimming in a pool of spaghetti. I love molly.
I'm doing an Uber ride of shame in a red, white and blue bikini top and America shorts. Good for me.
Friends don't let friends go vibrator shopping alone.
My "lord keep me from stabbing a bitch" prayer has gotten a lot of miles today
I'm doing the walk of shame into my therapists office wearing his clothes...I guess go big or go home
I am watching Wayne Gretzky and Alexander oveckhin play video games for charity. What is life right now.
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