thank you for a lively/lovely evening :)
should have blown me.
Yeah..And after he fingered me, he wiped it on my face and laughed.
ew wtf
we fucked to don't stop believing. most epic sex EVER.
Just crossed the line with my beat friends girl twinsie. Didn't realize tillz afta how much the look alike and an thougholy creeped out. Thanks ciroc
I just followed a trail of feathers and glitter to class. Today better be fucking magical.
Just saw a teacher from our school with his wife... Now i really know how little teachers get paid.
You've eaten a Lean Pocket for every meal for at LEAST 3 days now. Get your life in line.
No. Mother. Fucking. Jello shots. Just no. I'm not falling into that trap again.
He said that I looked like a "ghost had crawled up into my vagina and died"..so yeah, I'd say the hangover was noticeable.
"He was so not worth staining my backseat for."
ever bang a guy wearing an $800 suit? today you will.
I feel like this is something I should shave my legs for
Being on probation is a nice change of pace. It's refreshing to wake up and know what I did last night.
I've sold more douches working here than one man should sell in a lifetime
If the smell of things stopped me from putting things in my mouth. I wouldn't be popular with Grindr guys.
gave up morals for lent, so far it's actually been really easy.
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