I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
His text read: Sex? I replied: Not drunk enough. He bought 4 more rounds and tantalized me with the offer pizza later. This could be the beginning of a beautiful relationship.
I think my plan to not drink this week was just ruined by my mothers discovery of the chat function on facebook
Whatever. I'm saving myself for my wedding night or a night with enough patron.
Heads up. We filled your kiddie pool with kool-aid and vodka. Things are about to get Out. Of. Hand. Quickly.
We are probably going to have to use your boobs as currency to get this done
Decided in my tanked state last night purchase 2 weeks worth of xanax, so I can guess my way thru this week and finals. Soberly, I decided it would be a great way to test my knowledge of finance.
How was the party last night?
I'm dangerously close to shitting myself.
Well that's my green light to bang ur brother. Its not real til its on fb
I'm literally taking a shit naked holding a bottle of wine.
Yeah, we agreed, but I feel like I need at least one more ride on the bonecoaster
Jesus I was next level high last night having a mental epiphany about the state of Virginia
She has an alarming number of pictures with cat ears but the sex is amazing.
I am pants-free in the living room. This is liberating.
He started me on Celexa. I think I feel like Bjork. Is that normal?
Like... my feet feel like little octopuses, and they want to swim to the next room.
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