if creeping was an olympic sport, i would be a lock for the gold right now.
We had to use the stains on Phil's shirt to try to piece together what happened last night.
So we tried to 69 with him on top. NEVER TRY IT. His balls were in my eyes and it was terrifying.
They threw a beer at you on stage and then you stopped the karaoke and cussed everyone in the bar out for 2 minutes
walkin around the woods blazed, drawing pictures of trees and plants, i get a grade for this
random question: do you know anywhere in the tri-state that has elephant racing? this is a work related question.
She wore that goddamn strap-on all night. When she was playing guitar hero it kept getting in the way but she just wouldn't take it off.
I guess I puked all over my hand too and I just looked at my roommate and said, "fix this."
Did they have a limo or was i just stoned?
I got mine. It's a truly beautiful penis. Plus he pulled his tongue muscle on my vagina.
I had to convince someone last night that the fact that he couldn't get me off wasn't him it was me and to clarify I had to tell him there was only. One person that got me off every time without fail, he said "that guy is my hero" you should be proud
I can't blame him for thinking that then, placing a cone shaped potato chip on the tip of his penis post bj is not a normal act of love
Aint no party like a Broke College Girls Eating Stuffed Crust Pizza party
listen I will take literally anything I can get my tiny gay fingers on
I choose my mates solely based on size and ability. No cuddles. No sleep overs. Definitely no repeats.
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