yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
Apparently when you order 'bottomless fries' at red robin that doesnt mean you can go around to every table and eat all the fries you want off other peoples plates.
so we have officially lost him as of 7 hours ago.. already called campus security, the drunk tank and the hospital. figure he'll turn up eventually..
i'll start checking the bushes on campus.
Yeah, my mom walked in on us. Instead of yelling, she went and hid in the bathroom til we finished. It was pretty classy.
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I knew I was rolling hard when I realized I had been rubbing the couch for an hour
Thanks i'm proud of you and I'm proud of beer and vodka for making me drunk
That one dude should feel honored if he were to get herpes from you. Fuck that Guy. He is a herpe.
That freshman guy that keeps trying to hook up with me just saved someone's life ... Should I reconsider?
I have a hunch Mama J got around.
Am I allowed to say that about my own mom?
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I can't believe he just friend zoned me like that.
Dude, you're not even gay.
I'm too over dressed and drunk for this emergency vets office
Double check your contract and see if it says anything about sleeping with your manager
I wrote an entire paper in under an hour about The Nightmare Before Christmas. I was also high as shit and pretty sure I dedicated half the page to the animation but still.
I had a sex dream about Fox Mulder, and the Royals just won the World Series. My life is complete.
I always want to see you. Honestly my only hesitation is that my ass is still kind of sore from Sunday 🥺
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