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chick flicks and taylor swift songs are like porn for desperate singles

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We couldn't find any ping pong balls, so we used a fishing bobber. Could we be more country?

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just overheard a conversation that ended in "and that's what I learned in France" How could that not have been about sex

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The cop and I then joined forces to get you up off the sidewalk.

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he knocked a glass of water onto my bed and then said that he should get to sleep on the dry side because he was "a guest"

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I don't have any money, so I'm just gonna press my boobs against him for his birthday.

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I think I may have accidentally stepped in fire

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Every Easter every single one the baby Jesus butt plug comes up

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i'm not too sure if he's up to my expectations looks-wise, but in the penis department he exceeds ALL regulations.

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