we had that weird still in bed morning after conversation. Her dad is the vp of my company.
I love you. And by the way. I found out a way for you to train your gag reflex. Elliot taught us in math.
There is an old man sitting across from me. Phone rang and his ringtone is children giggling, I'm not safe here.
Day two of taking my adderall. I just organized the pantry and alphabetized my dvds. I've missed my mind on drugs
You were directing traffic around her for 30min after she passed out in the middle of the road.
You really are best friends.
AND OMG I HOPE YOU ARE GREAT WITH CHILD. COOK THAT BUN!
Things I just found under my covers: protein bar, string cheese, vibrator.
what's the appropriate greeting for someone whose bed you've had sex with someone else in?
Hey I'm not sure why your jacket's covered in maple syrup but I just realized you didn't leave the house earlier wearing a jacket...
In other news, I apparently ate my retainers while rolling last night.
i don't knpow whats goin on i think theyre sacrificeing me to th tequila gods
We were sitting outside of the building and he literally just walked up with no pants on. This is the best college ever
you never know what sharing a kayak could lead to
It's true
We just took an Eskimo family picture.. It's pretty cute honestly
i can feel my liver failing just LOOKING at that thing
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