Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
it's not the walk of shame if you do it in cowboy boots.
Let me just inform you of my purse contents right now. Three cum rags, a sock full of cum, xanax, and a fake moustache. This is my life.
I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
100% of annual heatstroke fatalities are preventable deaths! Don't let it happen to you! Also, you can catch crabs from almost anything! Be safe and have fun.
You started laughing mid-cry and when I asked you said, "my tears taste like vodka."
Just got a free shot w my beer...it's not quite 11am yet...I love international travel. These people aren't judgmental.
I'm bringing vagina and cookies. You'll be fine.
Dancing naked to Celine dion - im alive. No better way to start the day
You were crying and singing wanted dead or alive while trying to eat cold soup, I think that pathetic is an understatement
I'm sitting in Starbucks, waiting for direction in my life, or it to be 8 p.m. Whatever comes first.
Legitimately sent a work email with "Hey, you kids, get off my lawn" as the subject line.
WHY ARE THERE SO MANY BURPS IN MY SMALL, INCREDIBLY ATTRACTIVE BODY
At one point my little brother was Rocky Balboa'd by a stripper's tit
Sometimes you have good days, sometimes m you delete 360 screenshots off your camera roll.
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