Just got a orange juice for my grandma, put gin in it without thinking. She's having a good morning.
beer pong: waldo and ernie vs. bacon and eggs... i love halloween
We made a percocet pizza. And then i made an unfortunate decision.
He was like a Bill Nye the science guy of sex....he was telling me things about my clitoris that I didn't even know
Dude you should see the looks were getting for ordering a pitcher of beer with breakfast.
This dude. Just lost. A finger. He asked us for tape.
all I know is I'm really rwfly really really stoned and a bunch of Korean people are yelling at me
We ended up sleeping in the emergency room for safety (you know, well lit, cameras..) and then an ambulance drove us to the train station around 4am. great last night in australia.
Blood everywhere...karaoke was nice
I'm not into beards but apparently my vagina is.
My little brother came home while I was sitting there icing my vagina with a bag of peas. Asshole looks at me, high fives Ryan, then leaves.
It's such a sad loss when a hot guy finds Jesus and grows a neckbeard
Just woke up with only a scarf and my uggs on. i hate partying naked in winter.
He just told me I was beautiful, whilst I peed into a cup. If this isn't love I don't know what is.
long story short... we may or may not have lost your car.
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