If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
thats the mark of a good guy. when you can period all over his leg and he still thinks you're beautiful!
i was concerned for your health after you took your "last shot" four times...
You tried to poop in the sink last night.
Alright, deal. Settling two drug deals before noon is what I call a productive day. I'm not even gonna go to math, I've practiced enough numbers for the day.
Somehow those two combined like captain planet and shit went haywire
I just sneezed weed. Kinda wanna try to smoke it.
If you want me to retract my crazy cat lady comments pictures of yourself dressed as a cat are not the way to do it.
I just encountered the same creepy guy I showed you, he jumped inside the dumpster screaming.
Best walk of shame ever. Wearing a bright purple onesie, covered in smudged childrens make up, carrying my shoes and 1/4 sac of goon. I swear every house I walked past had an elderly couple watering their garden just to watch me
I just realized now that you're pregnant we can't use alcohol as currency
When you have to have Siri remind you that you're on your period cuz you're so drunk you keep forgetting about tampons it might be time to call it a night.
Your uterus is safe from my father's misconstrued prophecies.
I just saw your brother in some random persons yard climbing a tree. Just saying.
Probably on drugs.
So you can text and rub it at the same time? Bravo.
I can do anything and masturbate, if I truly wanted to.
Randomize
