ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
As long as they suck a good dick I don't care what fruit they have and where they have it
i just defriended some girl because according to her status she "doesn't give a fuck about shark week."
He kissed a someone with a penis
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He came on my face and tried to draw out a smiley face because he said I looked like I had a bad day
my Econ professor just passed around his phone for us to take a pic of ourselves so he could learn our names. I am currently looking him up on my sex offenders app.
As it turns out, strippers don't accept checks.
Just found bacon bits in my pocket. Blackout buffet is the best.
We're playing fucking games. GAMES. THIS IS BULL SHIT. IM GOING TO THROW UP ON THE BABIES AND LEAVE.
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I just compared drinking to love. How do these people not know I'm an alcoholic?
She looked at my cock with a kind of resigned disappointment.
What's great about college is that i can eat chocolate cereal for every meal and call it a money saving technique.
Sloppy and selfish. Your 27 and you don't know where my clit is? BYEEE
My uterus is doing all sorts of karate moves to break free of my body.
She picked me up from the bar in her underwear.
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