I was staring at you from my window across the quad. I wanted to let you know so it's not creepy
so all night Ive been that girl with her tits out @ the bar. I mean I dropped jaws, yo. But in a classy way.
I've walk of shamed through this apartment complex so many times, I think people think I live here.
About to find out how well alcohol and lazer tag mix.
dude last night I threw my weed into my back yard. there is now a foot of snow. after an hour I found my weed. if I put that effort into school, i'd have a 4.0.
Saying you want a bj does not count as saying you wanna see me btw.
Every single time I start thinking that we shouldn't have done that to him, I think of his ballsack in our passed out faces. No sympathy.
Like do you hear me I PUKED IN MY OWN HANDS AND HE STILL SAID I WAS GORGEOUS
I DON'T WANT TO DEMONSTRATE MY DICK TAKING ABILITIES WITH MY MOM THERE.
What's the standard Christmas present for six months of booty calls?
Mobile recharge?
He put oyster crackers in his ramen noodles. Is that a thing? Because holy shit I had never thought of it before and if it's not a thing he's my new stoner hero for discovering it.
You missed the winter stoner olympics last night....I got the gold in blunt rolling
he's a fucking beast. people that don't even know him have started calling him "puke and raleigh"
So you called me the queen of nudes yesterday and I'm still not sure how I feel about it
My new gym is popular with trophy wives. They’re talking about yachts and plastic surgery
Learn their secrets! I want to meet men with Maseratis. The meat heads and Mustangs scene is getting old
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