after last night, i judge her for not breaking up with me
its not college until your roomate walks in on you having sex in his bed. twice
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
He is the Donovan McNabb of stuff up his ass. Tell me that tomorrow. Too high to remember.
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he said i looked like a lion with slutty lingerie on .
and honestly how many chances will you get to hook up with a one armed guy?
I just found a piece of glass in my ear from Saturday.
I'm the brains and you're the boobs of this operation.
She had YOLO tattooed on her ass. Like, one cheek said YO, the other said LO. Even I can't handle that level of hot mess.
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I crawled out his bedroom window, forgetting he lives in a split level and there is a 10 foot drop back there. I had to text him to come help me I twisted my ankle.
It was his birthday and he drunkenly offered me Portillo's and diamonds in exchange for a snap chat of my boobs. Even sober it seemed like a good idea at 3 in the morning.
New drinking game: Drink while you Drink. I'll explain the rules when I see you, needless to say, it's not difficult. Unless you enjoy sobriety, humanity and life. Bestest.
Marrying her is the worst scenario of any. That includes death and zombies.
THE COP WHO TOOK MY MUGSHOT LAST NIGHT JUST ADDED ME ON FACEBOOK
Found your bra
Where?
Hanging in the tree
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