Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
he just said he was sorry he wasnt been able to come by more often coz things are really crazy with that girl
you mean his girlfriend
...you put a chicken patty in my toaster last night..
I just chased the everclear with Listerine...I think I found my new chaser!
Dancing like a fucking crazy person to jai ho with a snow ball in her hand. Snow days make her go nuts.
Someone wrote Kyle's bitch on me too. I dont even know who Kyle is.
Somehow I magically turned down a threesome last night. On my birthday. You're a horrible wingman.
Did you like my voicemail? Sounded like I was being murdered, right?
By a pack of ravenous dildos
The only thing I regret was that he was wearing a scarf when we made out.
He said i got a new job lets blow this money he bought 4 bottles at the club he is now crying after seeing the reciept
You both ran and jumped into the tub yelling Jamaican bobsled team
If you need us, Zoe and I will be on my kitchen floor drinking Gatorade and crying
Where are you in relation to the mariatchi band?
WE HAVE TO LEAVE. I HAVE HAD SEX WITH WAY TOO MANY PEOPLE IN THIS BUS STATION.
Thought for a game. Duck, Duck, Grey Goose. If you're tapped, you take a shot. Then proceed as normal.
Randomize
