He muttered something about having just washed he sheets, then demanded I give him all my quarters.
after he passed out we removed everything electronic from his room, stuck in some old books and an ancient typewriter from goodwill. for 20 min. we had him convinced he'd drunk himself backward in time.
You said you were collecting Asians for your Kate Gosselin costume.
i'm as serious about my hair as jesse from full house.
that is uncle jesse to you, show some respect.
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I think you missed the wrong class. Im pretty sure we were taught how to buy cocaine.
The only thing that makes me want to stop the affair is that I am the Monica Lewinksy in this triangle.
It was like I was playing the clarinet on his penis. And I just kept saying I'm sorry.
My parents got me a bottle of vodka and a puke bucket for christmas. I've already used both.
You used your chihuahua as a pillow screaming "HE'S A PILLOW AND A PET" and proceeded to puke in the dog bed
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Should I put the money for my dealer in a Christmas card? You know, make it more frstive?
I just wanna inform you guys that the first pregnancy scare of 2016 is over...
The true debate: do I prioritize going to bed and getting more than six hours of sleep or do I prioritize washing out various grease, leaf bits, and jizz out of my hair
fucked him on the porch to avoid the chanting that always happens when we leave the bedroom. backfired when a group of freshman walked by and started screaming like fucking babies.
There’s a special place in hell for tall guys with small dicks
Get the fuck in, we're going to Taco Bell.
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