You look like a girl that would like strip clubs
When I saw him standing at full height, I realized exactly how much his body structure reminds me of his penis.
Have you ever noticed every guy named Shaant has scene hair and date girls with racoons stripes in theirs
His name should be shouldn't
Hard to imagine a reason apart from blow jobs that I'm awake at 530 am.
Just picture a dyson vacuum with razor blades. That's how it felt.
Speaking is such a hard concept right now
dude, you declined head because you wanted to tell her about how you put cinnamon in your weed. also, we're low on Chef Boyardee
i just came to a realization. Besides probably food, in my lifetime i think i have spent more money on legal fees than anything else
In the wise words of Scar: "be prepared."
Do you think Scar was a Boy Scout?
I've never seen an uncircumcised dick in real life and the internet indicates I don't want to.
I almost tased myself
I dont think you should own that device.
It's an awesome device. I love this device.
At least you didn't have a hemorroid rupture while banging
There is a wine bar at this airport that it is currently full of mid-40s women reading their Kindles. I'm attracted to all of them.
It's 11 A.M.
You know what, I think I will
Lunch?
Massage?
Spanking with handcuffs?
I'm sitting in the car vaping at an elementary school to try and deal with the stress of existing. About how i thought being 30 would go for me tbh
Randomize
