I mean don't get me wrong, vaginas are terrifying, they look so sneaky with all their layers and secret compartments and trap doors
So... how did lowering your standards work out last night?
big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
He had one of those small greek statue penises
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Just had to explain to the nurse WHERE I have poison ivy. Great Day
being alone eating nachos and drinking from a giant munchen beermug really isnt that sad
I just threw up blood. Also i just remembered i got hit in the face with a 2 by 4.
What's the politically correct way of saying you've made someone your bitch?
Omg having my Grindr go off at the planned parenthood is just not okay
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I accidentally KO'd a baby in the airport. Thought you should know.
I dressed up as a "typical white girl" which meant I wore my yoga pants and uggs all night. BEST. IDEA. EVER. Most comfy halloween everrrr.
In that case, if you come anywhere near my house you can expect to be chased down various streets by a half naked me wielding a baseball bat. No, I am not giving you my address.
Why so serious bruh
I just googled "can they trace a vibrator back to you" so that' s how my life it going.
Chaz got drunk and passed out so we superglued a kazoo to his mouth. Listening to him Panic when he woke up was fucking hilarious.
Can I send you a random dick pic? It's got a lightsaber tattoo
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