she said her black crocs were her 'dress up crocs'
I like to think that tonight was Jesus punishing James Cameron for his role in popularizing "My Heart Will Go On."
He offered to take me out to a nice dinner but I told him I would rather he just pay for my beer this weekend
get over here now. the boys are doing shots of everclear, chasing with monster, and some dude jsut walked in with a backpack full of tattoo gear.
you were wearing a pair of wings and handing out McDonalds apple pies, if anyone refers to you as the "Rave Fairy" you now know why.
THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
Rosemary is literally sitting on the ground holding on to the rug because she thinks she is going to fall if she lets go. We smoked way too much.
At orientation, some girl is asking, loudly, where she can get weed. Everyone looks discussed but are paying very close attention to people's answers.
And THIS is why we get drunk. No good story, documentation, or event happens by eating a salad. Alcohol consumption leads to good things
It was a shot marathon. It only ended because we werent drinking in our house apparently we walked into the nieghbors. When they got home thy were soooooo pissed.
When I woke up I had 6 missed calls making sure I was ok and asking if I remember showing my tits to a picture of her baby.
Is she blowing you? I'm in the closet.
I trusted a fart in Toronto. NEVER TRUST A FART IN TORONTO.
if you and your penis don't hurry up, I'm getting drunk without you.
I stopped telling people I'm a pansexual unless they ask first, really tired of explaining what that means.
I’m going to Lewinsky this place
That makes no sense, but it sounds terrifying
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