I CAN MOONWALK!
Stop being a whore!!! Everyone can see!!!!
it was really awkward, he kept trying to get on the bed with us and we kept having to kick him back on the floor.
If you weren't supposed to have sex with your ex then they wouldn't rhyme.
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new rule: i'm not touching his penis until he takes me out to dinner.
you know, if you actually abided by that rule there would be many more successful restauranteurs in ohio.
You told me you were allowed to keep eating butter because it had just passed midnight and you were on the next day's daily fat servings
Only I could do what I did last night and feel perfectly ok working around children the next day
She told me that when she orgasms she just lays there like that baby from teenmom. Who the fuck says that
Give us adventure or give us cock. Or cocktails.
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she fascinated with the iron the back of the toilet seat. she made me sit in the bathroom with her for a solid 10 minutes while she just stared and laughed at it
That's all? I'm a pro at gay chicken. I'll touch his dick, I have no problem with that.
When exactly does a bender just become a lifestyle?
You squatted and peed on the living room floor while maintaining eye contact with Sebastian
Thank you for coming with me today. I find it appropriate that we celebrated my negative pregnancy test with slurpees and donuts.
wheres my face? and why is my pocket so big?
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