Can you send me a pic of you vag, I'm sexting the guy and he wants a pic but I didnt shave
dude are you serious?
I know you already have a pic on your phone
I wonder what it would be like to be a slice of cheese.
so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
My glasses are somewhere in your living room. Also, my underwear might be in your bathroom or on or around your porch. Sorry.
The sun is so bright. Whhyyyyy. EYES ARE DEAD.
He ate me out like a beaver on a tree. I've never been so scared in my life
rolling absolute tits, turn on the red lights for when i get home.
You work today? I woke up with a raging boner that was whispering your name
You called me to pick you up from the bar at 9:00. When we drove over the speed bumps you put your hands in the air and pretended you were on a roller coaster.
After owing so much in back child support they should make vasectomy a mandatory
multiple people will be seeing my nips tonight. not mad about it at all
Is there one of me peeing? If so do I look bangable in it
So i know i said I'm turning over a new leaf, but i met a guy with a dick piercing. I have to sleep with him. For science.
I may have interrupted sex but im bringing them both to McDonalds. Am I not the greatest older sister ever?
I lost my wolf penis dildo in my garage. I should probably find it before I resume my garage sale tomorrow...
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