He went through and tagged himself on my crotch in all of my facebook pics
He keeps saying he loves me and ruining perfectly good conversations.
non applicator tampons are so hard to put in when your drunk. i fingered myself for 10 minutes and forgot what i was trying to do.
please dont pick me up from the airport dressed like a terrorist.
I don't care if we have to swim home from the bar, Im not gonna sit home in the dark and read some fucking book
I was trying to be an adult about it and simply deal with the situation, but a bowl seemed much more comforting.
Im gunna just be that one ballerina in the low V leopard thong leotard and everyone else can be boring and prude with their little pink tights on.
If we accept the love we think we deserve do we also accept the sex we think we deserve?
Making a mobile stripper pole for the back of my truck memorial weekend. Is where dignity goes to die
Now he's crying and asking for 'the cameras' to come out. The one cop is laughing
is that a dick in a sweater?
Got home & pissed on my moms carpet like a bear in the woods. I woke up to a picture message with me passed out on the floor with my pants down & hands covering my face. I've had an awkward week
Honestly my life is shambles over a married man who looked like a fuckin NERD ON HIS WEDDING DAY
he's like crack. I can't be in the same room with him while drunk and not do him.
I literally ended up in this basement and was tangoing w my friend and then I peed in a supply closet and had to be put to bed
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