He like poked it twice with the tip of his tongue then left it alone. I'm sad.
Listen, i'm watching playoff hockey and eating waffles. i just don't have time for your drama today.
I need to stop fucking people before I get to know them
my boss told me he would look for my wallet when he went back to the strip club tonight.
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Single person behavior: I wanted a cookie but was too lazy to make or go buy any, so I let cookie dough ice cream melt and ate all the chunks. Pantsless.
Why do you think she gets more guys?
well her prof pic is her in her bedroom looking hot and mine is me looking terrified while holding a giant spider at 6 flags, so there's that
We need to talk about the sailor moon porn. Do what you want in your room, but I don't want to come home to you cranking it on the couch to that.
your ability to divide cases of beer among any given group of people equally was missed.
Just woke up. Naked. Under an animal pelt. With a girl. I've never met her. She's pretty naked too.
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Best orgasm I ever had! I though we totally connected and I asked him to stay over. He went back to the sigma chi house and returned with his blankie and a 40. please help
I didn't think this needed to be said, but our sexts are an emoji free zone
Why is it that the asexual in our group is the one that gets laid the most often??
I'm shotgunning a meatball sub and watching flip or flop. i have reached a new level of singledom.
at this point, i'm only going to therapy to get more free condoms
i really love you but i feel kinda dumb about it
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