And. No one ejaculated on anyones face. This is all wrong
i woke up, turned over, and noticed an assortment of knives stuck in my wall. i should prob stop drinking
chasing schnapps with beer is a terrible idea. never been drunk at 3PM before. please help please please please please
Is it a bad thing that the only time i wear nice clothes to class, is when i get too fucked up the night before and wear the same clothes i went out in?
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at one point i was feeding a guy sour cream chips and he made me make the "choo choo" noise as they were going in. \ni feel so much closer to him now.\n
WHEN DO I FOLLOW THESE PEOPLE. I WOKE UP THIS MORNING &FOUND TWEETS FROM ILLUMINATI AND "hot shot 6th grader"
Do you think Brian would let me smoke while we fuck? I'm not sure ill survive exams without a constant nicotine intake
I just shit my bed. Go ahead and make your 40 year old incontinence jokes now.
I'm sitting on the toilet eating a taco... I feel like a female Elvis.
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wanna see your best friend chug a bottle of steak sauce?
please go to sleep
I'm getting 800 nuggets from McDonald's
I thought my holiday spirit was gone this year until I got banged to Christmas music. It's back.
Ran up to the dollar store to get batteries for my vibrator. Happy Valentines Day!
He just went to a job interview a sharpie moustache drawn on his face..
Just saw the pics from the bachelor party. When the hell did we go to southie. And why was there a chicken in the limo..? You guys really are my best friends.
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