I wanna crawl in your skin and have dreams about Bobby Kennedy tonight.
You thought cars couldnt see you if you stuck your head in the mail box
I smelled my fingers after she left and they smelt like sugar cookies. I want that one again.
so are you any less fat since you started doing blow?
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It's just a condom. Most people would commend me for saying I was going to start using them, and you're acting like I'm going to try heroin.
you were just eating all his cookies and kept mumbling "them crumblies" when the crumbs got on your shirt.
Just because he saw my boobs doesn't mean he knows me all of a sudden
i'm in that phase where i'll swallow anything except food
With me living this close to Mexico now, Tequila is just a geographical choice at this point if nothing else.
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Smoked a topless bowl this morning. For International Women's Day. Quite liberating.
I think he is probably a psycho that will eventually murder me but i mean the sex last time was AWESOME.
I have this rep as a wingman for a reason. I'm like a poon caddy. "You might want to use a 9 iron on this hole. "
This is not 2004 anymore. It's not acceptable to get fingered while watching 'Ferngully' in a basement full of your friends.
I try not to flex my sex appeal too much around the engineers, it's like feeding bears...always ends in disaster.
I'm in the upstairs bathroom. I went to the bathroom after class and realized this is not a shit I want to have publicly. I ran home. We can go to lunch, just give me a min
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