that's the ideal party shoe. cute, but i can still puke in them.
sitting in an airport in detroit. just saw a commercial for detroit tourism with kid rock as a spokesman. reason # 1458 to never visit this city.
i can't believe i had a foursome before a threesome
3rd rule of buttsex she must be clean and shower recently
and skipped dinner
ya, but you'll graduate college with a higher education. I'm looking at at least two addictions, an abortion, and a few weeks jail time.
So even though we broke up apparently according to my voice mail you still like me, with smurfs while riding on a boat.
God that barista is texting me bout his life like i care i mean dude just hook me up with free coffee thats why i gave you my number
I just had a flash of memory of me asking all of the girls if they were on their periods. If they said yes I said it made us moon sisters.
Way to high for badminton right now. This is gonna be a shitshow.
Can an epipen be used as a tranquilizer ?
maybe these stereotypes wouldn't come up if you would stop taking body shots off another
Did my extra credit for a class I badly need to pass at the bar of Friday's.. kind of sum's up my college career. Got a 90 though.
They weren't kidding when they said "Go Army Strong." Best sex I ever had.
No no no, work drunk and day drunk are totally different. I got drunk with a client and made a huge sale at 1pm. You are still in your PJs and jacking off.
I dunno about you, but I consider getting eaten out on the porch of a houseboat in -30c in a bridesmaids dress a northern right of passage
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