Your an asshole
Actually, it's "you're an asshole"
My point exactly
Ana's brother is visiting for the wknd. He came back to our place last night drunk to find me passed out naked it in the shower with the water still running. I was still drunk. We decided it was a good idea to have sex and sleep on the bathroom floor. Woke up this morning spooning and using my towel as a pillow.
Do you think the new Crest Whitestrips Advance Seal would stay on while I give him head? It would be great to knock out 2 things at once...
he is so obsessed with the fact that he works at Apple
i know, its like he jerks off to steve jobs
There's guys at my school running around throwing potatoes shouting "remember the famine." makes me proud to be Irish.
You threw a hot dog at his face...I wouldn't call you either.
then he tried to tell me how many times he had seen Scott's dick. his estimate was about 180 times. he thought I didn't understand.
I cant believe they held hands while getting simultaneous bjs
Celebrating anything "Eve" is never a good choice! I feel like my soul's been put in a blender on the "destroy" setting- in other news: Happy 4th of July
Who spent today in nothing but a vajazzle and candy thong? SORRY NOT SORRY
My gut is currently telling me that Jesus did not intend for us to eat shrimp pad thai on Easter
Is this a considering it or regretting it text?
I just shit out what feels like an entire shrimp with claws and all. You tell me.
Everyone here knows me as 'that chick who will most likely steal your girlfriend'. My 99% success rate tells me this name is acceptable.
I had no idea he had such passive aggressive animalistic tendencies. This is the human equivalent of peeing on someone.
Just told myself the phrase "You're not THAT single" while dressing myself
can you take a pic of your glorious tits but not send it just yet? I need motivation to finish this bull shit presentation.
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